so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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