Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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