You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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