we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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