She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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