Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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