I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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