At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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