He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My ass is underappreciated
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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