It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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