I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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