This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
We are all done wearing pants today
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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