it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Is Oprah even human
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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