Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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