Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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