YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
