Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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