How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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