I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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