We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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