The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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