Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning

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(480): View more from Arizona

Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.

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(325): View more from Texas

This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be

(325): View more from Texas

Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets

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(845): View more from New York

This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.

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(716): View more from New York

Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride

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(248): View more from Michigan

My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation

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