Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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