don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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