thus making me awesome and them whores
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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