So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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