Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Drake has all the answers
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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