I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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