i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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