we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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