Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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