Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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