Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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