did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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