Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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