What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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