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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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