He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
This is the high leading the old right now
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Randomize
