He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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