he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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