Yo dont text me then not text me
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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