let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
