so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I need moral support for this bender
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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