He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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