Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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