dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just google imaged poop.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
