Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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