I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
