well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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