Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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