They should really pass out barf bags in church
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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