What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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