tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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