Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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