no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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