i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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